“To the Shark supporters: you kept it close. But you did lose, and if you hate the cuteness of this page then let this be an important lesson to you: Next time, win.” —Cats Win!! | Tumblr
My mom came downstairs at four am, asked me what the hell I was doing on the computer. I said, "MOM THE SHARKS ARE LOSING, I NEED TO HELP THEM WIN THIS BATTLE, I'VE BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS." And she goes, "...I did tell you to get into something that made you feel better about yourself.. I'll be more specific next time."
MY MOM SUPPORTS SHARKS!!!!!!
“Tumblr’s doing the opposite. Rather than focusing on expanding its audience and making it into a valuable platform, it’s coiling in on itself, doubling down on the un-monetizable memes that its core users love — like pictures of sharks and cats. A non-Tumblr user joining the site would have no idea what the fascination with cats and sharks is all about. It’s totally self-referential.” —Look What Tumblr’s Done With All Its Money (via pheelmore)