In almost any life situation where you need to get something out of another...– Justin Williams
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hennnypotter: nedhepburn: from Street Boners & TV Carnage. Genius. my favorite part: Every time she wakes up with a DM from you, she will think you are the best guy there is, and you will never leave her, and your wedding will be under a triangle nebula with cats and Nutella everywhere (or whatever other stupid shit she’s constantly posting on Tumblr).
The undulating, glistening depot of stomach fat indicates high social standing...– reddit
…stewing in their own obsession until their sick little games are somehow...– What if the Mail Service Was Some Hot New Startup?
I think it’s all gonna be okay. Chapters end. Sometimes ya gotta shake things...– Rebecca Moody
It’s a soulless lack of self-reproach that makes the predominant Perez...– How to tweet bile without alienating people. Or making 13-year-old girls cry
I’ve traveled a fair bit, and as far as I have encountered, English is the only...– I Can Awkward
D: I need to go back to Shanghai.
L: Aww, do you miss me?
D: No, I need more shirts made.
I’m on a little stay-cation at the moment. Took Thursday to Tuesday off, mostly stayed at home. And I learned something. If I wouldn’t been doing lifestyle choices that require me to have a certain amount of money coming in and if my already quite simple lifestyle wouldn’t need a certain upkeep, I’d be a wonderful and happy jobless person.
Just to get this straight, they’re advertising this plan on 4chan and...– 4chan Using Fake OkCupid Profiles to Lure Pathetic Singles to Times Square
Mac owners doesn’t play games, they ride around in limos and hang out with...– Steam Users’ Forums - View Single Post - Macbook air: Can it play TF2? Damn straight. (via stuffparty)