March 2011
“In almost any life situation where you need to get something out of another...”
– Justin Williams
HOW TO PICK UP A GIRL ON TUMBLR →
hennnypotter:
nedhepburn:
from Street Boners & TV Carnage. Genius.
my favorite part:
Every time she wakes up with a DM from you, she will think you are the best guy there is, and you will never leave her, and your wedding will be under a triangle nebula with cats and Nutella everywhere (or whatever other stupid shit she’s constantly posting on Tumblr).
“The undulating, glistening depot of stomach fat indicates high social standing...”
– reddit
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“…stewing in their own obsession until their sick little games are somehow...”
– What if the Mail Service Was Some Hot New Startup?
“I think it’s all gonna be okay. Chapters end. Sometimes ya gotta shake things...”
– Rebecca Moody
“It’s a soulless lack of self-reproach that makes the predominant Perez...”
– How to tweet bile without alienating people. Or making 13-year-old girls cry
“I’ve traveled a fair bit, and as far as I have encountered, English is the only...”
– I Can Awkward
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D: I need to go back to Shanghai.
L: Aww, do you miss me?
D: No, I need more shirts made.
I’m on a little stay-cation at the moment. Took Thursday to Tuesday off, mostly stayed at home.
And I learned something.
If I wouldn’t been doing lifestyle choices that require me to have a certain amount of money coming in and if my already quite simple lifestyle wouldn’t need a certain upkeep, I’d be a wonderful and happy jobless person.
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“Just to get this straight, they’re advertising this plan on 4chan and...”
– 4chan Using Fake OkCupid Profiles to Lure Pathetic Singles to Times Square
“Mac owners doesn’t play games, they ride around in limos and hang out with...”
– Steam Users’ Forums - View Single Post - Macbook air: Can it play TF2?
Damn straight. (via stuffparty)
