1. 3 Apr



    Today: A lesson in German capitalisation

    Die Spinnen!
    = The spiders!
    Die spinnen!
    = They are crazy!

    Er hatte liebe Genossen.
    = He had kind companions.
    Er hatte Liebe genossen.
    = He had enjoyed love.

    Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
    = to gloat and turn towards other things
    Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
    = to turn towards breasts and other things

    Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
    = She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
    Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
    = She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

    Der Gefangene floh.
    = The prisoner escaped.
    Der gefangene Floh.
    = The imprisoned flea

    Helft den armen Vögeln.
    = Help the poor birds.
    Helft den Armen vögeln.
    = Help poor people with sex.

    (via sonowyouknow)

     
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